Online Dating

I've just seen an advert on the television for an online Dating Agency. The advert cheerfully states that if in your first 6 months with them, you don't find 'love', then they will give you another 6 months membership absolutely free of charge. Sounds like a good deal, where do I sign up? Stop! Just think about it for a minute. If you've endured 6 months of scorn and rejection, what are you going to want even less than a jumbo enema? - You got it, another 6 months of feeling like Quasimodo's pulchritudinously challenged brother. Personally I think a kinder company would reward 6 months of abject failure, by providing you with an inflatable friend and a free puncture repair kit. What sick son of a bachelor thought it would be a good idea to drag on your humiliation for a further half year? - Now stop and consider the name of this Dating Agency, 'No More Frogs.Com'. That's a bit presumptuous isn't it? Personally I think that after you'd had a full year of getting the "Can't we just be friends?" treatment, that frankly, amphibians wouldn't be totally out of the question. Beggars can't be choosers. I'm guessing that by this stage you're so lonely that any vertebrate would be given due consideration. You'd be so bloody desperate, you'd be willing to take a hamster home to meet your mother.